The Instead of May Search Engine Challenge!

[Peffkitten]

I entered "Instead of May" (quote marks included) into Google, and we were first on the list.

Other entries included were...

May Showers Instead Of May Flowers!!

Only 21 percent of the Usage Panel accepts can instead of may in the sentence Can I take another week to submit the application?

May 25 (Saturday) (instead of May 27, Monday). * Birth of the Prophet , May 25(Saturday) ( as declared by the Oman Gov’t ).

Provides that a fire protection district shall not (instead of may not) require a permit for open burning.

May 1, 2000. International Workers' Day marked in Belgrade. Protest March Instead of May Day Parade.

Say, "How may I help you?" instead of "May I help you?"

Wow, births of prophets, political demonstrations and incorrect grammar...

Yes, so the secret is quotation marks.

This thread is very boring, but with YOUR help, it could become interesting...

[Lauren]

I tried that once before, when I was looking for inspiration for 'The Name Game'.

[Charlie]

I like cheese. ;D

[Nicôle]

I do not like cheese

[Charlie]

I can't eat cheese no more.

[Peffkitten]

You got them "I caught a disease, my kittens have fleas, I can't eat no cheese, punk rockin blues?"

i eat all the cheese i like!

why does that not sound quite right. :/.

[Charlie]

ah fuckit. i eat cheese again. and drink tea. i'll be smoking pot and getting pregnant before you know it.

huray!!
for the cheese and teaness of it all