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POPE
Apr 18, 2005 17:20:15 GMT -5
Post by Peffkitten on Apr 18, 2005 17:20:15 GMT -5
Ok so John Paul II died.
Would you sponsor me to be the next Pope?
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POPE
Apr 18, 2005 17:51:27 GMT -5
Post by Lauren on Apr 18, 2005 17:51:27 GMT -5
Yes. I have decided not to run myself because I am not attracted to little boys.
I shall be the anti-Pope!
Homosexuality prevents abortions, people!
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POPE
Apr 18, 2005 17:58:51 GMT -5
Post by Peffkitten on Apr 18, 2005 17:58:51 GMT -5
Ok, I *am* sometimes attracted to little boys so I'll be Pope and you be Anti-Pope and if we ever meet we'll create a rip in reality that will destroy the universe  |
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POPE
Apr 18, 2005 17:59:54 GMT -5
Post by Lauren on Apr 18, 2005 17:59:54 GMT -5
I shall seek protection in my giant condom whilst you are sucked into oblivion.
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POPE
Apr 18, 2005 18:10:17 GMT -5
Post by Peffkitten on Apr 18, 2005 18:10:17 GMT -5
And I will seek protection in my... um...
Popemobile!
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POPE
Apr 18, 2005 18:12:36 GMT -5
Post by Lauren on Apr 18, 2005 18:12:36 GMT -5
From The Onion:
Pope's Renal System Proves Fallible.
Heaven Less Opulent Than Vatican, Reports Disappointed Pope
Pope John Paul II, Longtime Owner Of Popemobile, Dead At 84
I though the site was going downhill, but those make me want to move to Vermont and marry it.
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