Paul

[Charlie]

Here is a thread dedicated entirely to the funniest bloke in the world, Paul. i scared paul last night by showing him the book i keep of his quotes...anyway, ive selected some for you, and i shall add to them as time goes on...

"verity never misses an opportunity to chuff on the puff"
"unlike these two whiney fuckers i have never had a relationship that's lasted longer than a pack of jellytots."
(on 'when im 64' by the beatles) "it's like stripping rachel stevens naked and finding and aubergine coming out her appendix"
"everytime i hear a man saying he's going to buy a che guevara tie pin i thank god for giving him the curse to shave everyday."
"i asked a hundred fearful people if they were fearful, 100 said yes."
paul: "hasn't he got a disproportionate bell-end?"
matt: "no, but he is bipolar."

[Dave]

Paul: "I do not want to be associatied with Paul McCartney; that chummy TWAT."
Matt: "But he does have lovely eyes.."

[Peffkitten]

Charlie said:

(on 'when im 64' by the beatles) "it's like stripping rachel stevens naked and finding and aubergine coming out her appendix"

How, pray?

[Charlie]

the album when im 64 is on, is beautiful...like rachel stevens. and you stip her naked expecting her to be even more beautiful and are suddenly faced with an aubergine...unexpected and ugly.

[Dave]

Paul: Ed, do you want to see pictures of funny-looking people?
Ed: Well, I do like funny-looking people..

[Dave]

"Are you sure we'll be able to fit in a film and an exorcism?"

[Dave]

Paul - "We do finish each other's.."
Ed - "Obnoxious."

....

Charlie never posts on this thread because she so rarely hangs out with us anymore.

[Dave]

ooh and, it's not Paul-related but in my neuroscience tutorial today, we were discussing an article on dynamic properties of neural networks and somebody said, in all seriousness, 'I never imagined that neuroscience would be so hard..'

she also wrote in her notes about the evolution of the horse:
'small, dog-like animal ----> marvellous beast'

she's a legend.