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Post by Dave on Jun 4, 2004 12:35:28 GMT -5
The other night Ella and I went so completely insane that we feared that we may have created too much to contain it ourselves. Vivid images of insanity overflowing and dropping off the balcony onto unsuspecting passersby followed.
I fear it may actually have come true; post examples of insanity in everyday life here to demonstrate how far it has spread and how many we have infected....
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Post by Dave on Jun 4, 2004 12:38:49 GMT -5
I found an amazing napkin with a giraffe on yesterday and went to take it before I noticed what the giraffe was doing:
Me: The giraffe is eating a cloud!!
Mother: Mmhmmm, it's hungry.
.......................... I beg your pardon. I didn't see how that actually makes sense..
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Post by Dave on Aug 18, 2004 21:28:16 GMT -5
My fridge was whistling a tune and I got scared only then I thought that it might actually be my stomach. Then I realised that didn;t make any sense either.
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Post by Peffkitten on Jan 2, 2005 6:37:14 GMT -5
Are we seeing a pattern emerging here?
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Post by Dave on Sept 7, 2005 12:31:10 GMT -5
mum: that cheese you bought was moldy.
me: really? shall we take it back?
mum: no. we've eaten it.
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Post by Dave on Sept 7, 2005 12:34:19 GMT -5
six: visualize a red disc on the ground there.
me: okay..
six: can you see it?
me: ye-es.. but i'm sort of looking through it..
six: but you can see the colour?
me: yes.
six: don't look directly at it-
me: OH! it turned into a cartoon and suddenly i can see it much more clearly!
six: oh. that's.. interesting..
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Post by Dave on Sept 12, 2005 11:51:17 GMT -5
me: no.
mum: no.
me: noo.
mum: noo.
me: NO.
mum: alright.
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Post by Peffkitten on Sept 13, 2005 5:20:14 GMT -5
Richard decided to have a bath whle he was tripping and got freaked out by the mildew and filth on the walls. He was paralysed with fear as he realised that it was impossible to get clean in that room. I found it kind of funny.
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Post by Dave on Sept 13, 2005 6:56:24 GMT -5
Richard decided to have a bath whle he was tripping and got freaked out by the mildew and filth on the walls. He was paralysed with fear as he realised that it was impossible to get clean in that room. I found it kind of funny. i found that funny too.. i also find it weird that he'd take a bath because skin fears me out when tripping. |
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Post by Peffkitten on Sept 14, 2005 11:08:13 GMT -5
Yeah, it wasn't a very good decision, all things considered.
When he got out it took him about 45 minutes to dry himself off. He couldn't work out if he was wet or dry, and kept making me feel his arms and tell him if they were damp.
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Post by Dave on Sept 14, 2005 12:33:45 GMT -5
When he got out it took him about 45 minutes to dry himself off. He couldn't work out if he was wet or dry, and kept making me feel his arms and tell him if they were damp. when we were all tripping at zax' house we decided that we were living under the sea because everything felt damp. my face always feels like it's leaking.. |
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